Monday, January 7, 2008

New Year Blues

Happy New Year! Tho is it, I wonder? Benazir Bhutto's dead and lotsa mentally deranged people got their kicks on new year by groping innocent females. Yeah, tht sounds like a great beginning to the new year. On the personal front, I kickstarted it by appearing for my prelims. Here's the deal on that. The teachers told us the sample papers are gonna cum and they did. So wateva happened to good old-fashioned testing? Thnx to that tho, I dont luk as if I've fought WW III by myself.
Back to Bhutto. Pakistan's mourning the death of their new spokesman for democracy. Not to sound critical, but the woman willed her leadership of the party to her son. Since when does that define democracy? Add to that the rumours that she finished off her brothers and the contoversies surrounding her primeministership and you have a very pretty pie.
As for the mass groping thing, why is it tht we never hear about women gangraping a man or mass groping him? That should give one something to think about.
Am already making loads of plans for after the boards. For eg, learn to cook, play the guitar, read loadsa books and watch my fav movies in sequence. Then stock up on tranquilizers and equip a secret underground base for exile. That shud do it.
Had lots of fun askin people wat they did for the new year and then airing my own exploits...hee hee! Told them I went to a party and danced the night away. Now that is technically correct but wat lies beneath is another story.
Two more xams to go and then it's the big one. Nxt is English, so lo and behold! Yours truly is relaxed and contemptuous..
Was jus reading up on the pimple-crush theory. Yu kno the one where if u hav a pimple , someone has a crush on you. Oh yeah, then i must have hundreds of secret admirers in varying degrees of intensity. A nice thought, that.
New addition to the family. Varun's got a baby brother and his name is Mayur( I reget to say that they passed over my better suggestions for the name). My only grouse is the kid's 17 years younger. When I'm 34, he'll be 17.... Yikes! Consolation: He's 18 years younger than Anu. Aha!
The other thing is totally dead now. Was stupid to think it might work. Time to plod on, there's no rest for the wicked.
Am manifesting an unusual interest in carnatic classical music. Have heard of people driven to wierd things due to stress but first tiner for me. Still, it does sound pretty good/
The Miss France controversy has me boggled. Can understand the bit about the crucifix. But what in heaven's name defines provocative yoghurt eating?
Shocking announcement: I was not quite sober on new year's eve. I was as drunk as you get on a sip of wine. Ok. mebbe two sips.( Under adult supervision, of course! I can just see my halo beginning to form)
Have rambled on and on. Will stop here. Be back at not the same time but hopefully the same place.